2B. Did you send your Bag of Rice?

08/22/2009

Saw my neighbor today – the human one, the auto dealer owner. He’s seems to be losing weight and looks quite pallid as if a giant mosquito sucked out all his blood. Master invited him over to dinner; I thought he was going to cry. Seems he was ordered by God or “Someone” to throw his trade-in cars into the dumpster instead of selling them. For this he was supposed to get a couple bags of rice, or something, in ten days. Day 25 and 380 transactions later his cabinets are bare (remember, I have no bones in mine either). I guess God couldn’t be responsible for this, so it must be “Someone” instead. Although it’s sometimes difficult to understand him, he’s a foreign immigrant (legal though seeking his American dream), he did mention that he sold a record number of Hondas and his other buddy in the business down the street sold a record number of Toyotas. Over daily hotdog lunches they console each other during these trying times. You would think the Honda and Toyota companies would share their steak and lobster with them until the “Someone” PAYS UP! Yep, Common Scents tell me those foreign auto companies are enjoying the incentive. Oh, did you buy your bag of rice and send it to “Someone?” Is that what “Someone” is waiting for? If not, you better get on the stick (pant, pant – love sticks).