635. I didn't know Al Gore had a new job

Apparently either Al Gore will be measuring the change in ocean depths this decade or he invented his own ruler to replace all the others in California. Here we go again Global Warming lovers: expect an extra half foot (no the sharks won't be feeding more) of water hitting the beaches of California by 2030. Hmmm, I will be how old? I'll be lucky if I can even touch my feet by then. Maybe babies will be banned from all beaches by then too, or polar bears will be body surfing in Malibu.